INSTANT CRASSIC by NOFX. Album : Wolves in Wolves' Clothing (2006)    
That's exactly what this is.
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# intro # 0:04 !õ=10! %=pause   
G-------%-%-%---%-%-%---%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%|
D-------%-%-%---%-%-%---%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%|
A------õ%õ%õ%--õ%õ%õ%--õ%õ%õ%õ%õ%õ%-%-%|
E---3//-%-%-%3/-%-%-%3/-%-%-%-%-%-%8%8%|
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# verse # !õ=10! #=play 4X +=play 4X with pauses %=pause            >
G----------------------------------------------------%-%-----%%%%%%%>
D----+-------+-------+-------------------------------%-%-#---%%%%%%%>
A---õ-------9-------7--------+-------+-------+------õ%õ%õ---õ%%%%%%%>
E---------------------------8-------8-------8--------%-%-----%%%%%%%>
>verse                                                              >
>------------------------------------------------------------%-%---->
>----+-------+-------+-------------------------------+-------%-%---->
>---õ-------9-------7--------+-------+-------+------õ-------õ%õ%õ--->
>---------------------------8-------8-------8----------------%-%-9\\>
>verse
>-----------------------------------...
>-----------------------------------...
>---------------------------3-------...
>---3-------2-------0---------------...
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And that's about it.
Tabbed by Jussi Heinonen 13.12.2010.