DEMENTED RUMORS by Lagwagon. Album : Let's Talk About Leftovers (2000) 
This song is played with guitar tuned half step down like all the songs on the
album "Duh" where it was supposed to be at the first place. Acoustic chord
parts are not very entertaining to play with normal tuning so I only publish
the real low-tuned version. A=left guitar   B=right guitar   A&B=both
:
# intro #A&B #=play 5X                                                      >
D#-------------------------------------------------------------------------->
A#---#-------#---------------------------------------------#-------#-------->
F#--7---10-97---10-9-8-#--10-9-#--10-9-8-#--10-9-#--10-9-87---10-97---10-9-8>
C#--7---10-97---10-9-88---10-98---10-9-87---10-97---10-9-87---10-97---10-9-8>
G#--5----8-75----8-7-68----8-78----8-7-67----8-77----8-7-65----8-75----8-7-6>
D#--------------------6-------6---------5-------5--------------------------->
>intro
>---------------------5-------5-------565------------------|
>--------------------6-6-----6-6-----6---65--------3-------|
>---7---------------7---7-7-7---7-7-7------75------2-------|
>---7--------------0-----0-8-----8-7---------7653--0-------|
>---5------------------------------------------------------|
>------------------\chord-/\chord-/\cd/--------------------|
:
# acoustic #A&B X2 h=hammer-on
D#----------------------------------|
A#---3--3--3-3--3--3-3--3--3-3--3--3|
F#----2--2----2--2----2--2-------2--|
C#--3--2--2-1--0--0-3--2--2-3-20--0-|
G#----------------------------------|
D#----------------------------------|
:
# verse #A&B #=play 3-5X m=palm-muted %=pause
E#----------------------------------------------------------s----%%%|
A#---#--#----#--#----#--#-------#----#--#----#--#----#--#--------%%%|
F#-10--9-----8-7---10--9---10-97---10--9-----8-7---10--9--------7%%%|
C#-10--9----88-7---10--9---10-97---10--9----88-7---10--9----5-567%%%|
G#--8--7----66-5----8--7----8-75----8--7----66-5----8--7----3-345%%%|
D#----------m-------------------------------m---------------m-mm-%%%|
:
Then play A&BacousticA&B and A&BverseA&B (!B without last chord and pauses -
A starts solo at "s"!).
:                                k=keep bend
# solo #A h=hammer-on p=pull-off e=bend up 1/4 step v=vibrato>
D#----------------------------------------------------------->
A#-----------------h-p--------------------------------------->
F#---------------10121012--ekv--kvkv14-1414151414171414151414>
C#-10101112--12---------------------------------------------->
G#----------------------------------------------------------->
D#---------------\FAST/--------------\__________FAST_________>
>soloA b=bend-up one step                            >
>----p-p---p----------------------------------------->
>--1817151715h-15h-p---p-h------------h---h---h------>
>------------17--171517151717-b-kv--15171517151714--->
>---------------------------------------------------->
>---------------------------------------------------->
>_________FAST____________/---------\___FAST___/----->
>soloA
>----------------------------------------------|
>----p-p---p-----------------------------------|
>--1715141514h-14h-p---p-p---------p-p---------|
>------------17--171517151414141417151415--14--|
>----------------------------------------------|
>--\___________FAST___________________/--------|
# solo-bg #B X2 m=palm-muted
D#------------------------------------------------------------------|
A#------------------------------------------------------------------|
F#--7---7-7-7---7-910--101010--101214--141414--121415--1515151412---|
C#--7---7-7-7---7-910--101010--101214--141414--121415--1515151412---|
G#--5---5-5-5---5-7-8---8-8-8---81012--121212--101213--1313131210---|
D#------m-m-----m-m-----m-m-----m-m-----m-m-------------------------|
:
Then play A&BverseA&B and A&BacousticA&B.
:
# bridge #A %=pause                                                 >
D#------------------------------------------5---------------1------->
A#---------------------------------------------5---------------1---->
F#--7---------------3---------------7-------------7-3-------------3->
C#--7---------------3---------------7---------------3--------------->
G#--5---------------1---------------5---------------1--------------->
D#------------------------------------------------------------------>
# bridge #B !B actually plays A without single notes - this is really C!
D#------------5---------------1-----------5------------------------->
A#--------5-----5---------1-----1---------5-----5-------1-------1--->
F#------7---------7-----3---------3-----7-7---7---7---3------------->
C#--0-7---------------3---------------7----------------------------->
G#------------------1---------------5---------------1--------------->
D#----\--chord-----/\----chord-----/\----chord-----/\----chord-----/>
>bridgeA
>-----------------%%------------------------------------------------|
>-----------------%%------------------------------------------------|
>---7-------------%%3---------------7---------------5---------------|
>---7-------------%%3---------------7---------------5---------------|
>---5-------------%%1---------------5---------------3---------------|
>-----------------%%------------------------------------------------|
>bridgeB
>-------------5---------------1-----------5-----------3---3---------|
>---------5-----5---------1-----1---------5-----5-----3---3---------|
>-------7---------7-----3---------3-----7-7---7---7---5-------------|
>-----7---------------3---------------7-----------------------------|
>---5---------------1---------------5---------------3---3-----------|
>---\----chord-----/\----chord-----/\----chord-----/\----chord-----/|
:
Then play A&Bsolo-bgB.
:                               b=bend-up one step
# solo2 #A !B plays solo-bgBX3! h=hammer-on p=pull-off v=vibrato      >
D#-1312101210h-10p---p-h-p---p---------------------------------------->
A#---p-p---p-13--13111011101110----------h-p-------------------------->
F#-----------------------------12------101210-9-------9101210-9------->
C#------------------------------b------------------------------1210--->
G#-------------------------------------------------------------------->
D#-\___________FAST___________/--------\FAST/------------------------->
>solo2A                                     22 = twenty-two     >
>--------------------------h-101213121012-//22222222222222--20-->
>----------------------101113--h---p-p-------------------------->
>---------910-9-----910----------------------------------------->
>--12----------------------------------------------------------->
>--------------------------------------------------------------->
>------------------------\_____FAST_____/---\_______FAST________>
>solo2A                                                               >
>--20181718171817h-17h---p---p-----h-p-------------------------------->
>----p-p---h---p-20--2018171817h-171817--------------1718201817------->
>------------------------------19------191719---v--------------1917v-\>
>--------------------------------------------------------------------->
>--------------------------------------------------------------------->
>___FAST________________FAST__________/------------------------------->
>solo2A
>----------------h-h---p----------|
>----------h-h-1517181715h---15--\|
>----h-h-141517----------17-------|
>--141517-------------------------|
>---------------------------------|
>--\_______FAST___________/-------|
:
Then play A&BverseA&BX0.5 (!last half with pauses and without 1st palm-mute!)
and A&BverseA&B (!without first palm-mute!).
This a fine song I think - even when it's almost pure heavy-metal! Damn, those
solos took a long time to tab - and I have only 21 frets in my guitar.
Tabbed by Jussi Heinonen 02.11.2010.