TIMMY THE TURTLE by NOFX. Album : 45 or 46 Songs... (2002) (prev. released)
Can a song be any easier to play?
A=left guitar   B=right guitar   A&B=both
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# intro #B X8 %=pause !A quiet!                                                  
E----%--%%%|
B--99%99%%%| !PLAY WITH MUTING AND PALM-MUTING!
G--99%99%%%|
D--99%99%%%|
A--77%77%%%|
E--77%77%%%|
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# verse #A %=pause !end with pick-slide!
E-|--%--|4X-palm-muted|%-%%|---------|4X|-----------||
B-|--%--%--%--%--%--%--%-%%|------------------------||
G-|--%--%--%--%--%--%--%-%%|------------------------||
D-|--%--%--%--%--%--%--%-%%|2-----------------------||
A-|22%22%22%22%22%22%22%2%%|2-----------------------||
E-|00%00%00%00%00%00%00%0%%|0-----------------------||
# verse #B %=pause                                 
E-|-|4X muted & palm-muted||---------|4X|-----------||
B-|99%99%99%99%99%99%99%99%|------------------------||
G-|99%99%99%99%99%99%99%99%|------------------------||
D-|99%99%99%99%99%99%99%99%|2-----------------------||
A-|77%77%77%77%77%77%77%77%|2-----------------------||
E-|77%77%77%77%77%77%77%77%|0-----------------------||
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# chorus #A&B *=A plays X times :) %=pause !B ends with slide up & down!
E----%-%-%-%-%-%-%------------------|
B----%-%-%-%-%-%-%------------------|
G----%-%-%-%-%-%-%--*---------------|
D---5%5%5%5%5%5%5%57----------------|
A---5%5%5%5%5%5%5%57----------------|
E---3%3%3%3%3%3%3%35----------------|
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Then play BintroBX4 (!A quiet!), AverseA or BverseB, and A&BchorusA&B 
(!both end with first chord of verseA!).
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# outro #A&B B plays all but last chord muted & palm-muted                                         
E-|/-%--!A-quiet!%%--%-\%%%%--%|
B-|99%99%%%99%99%%%99%99%%%%--%|
G-|99%99%%%99%99%%%99%99%%%%--%|
D-|99%99%%%99%99%%%99%99%%%%2-%|
A-|77%77%%%77%77%%%77%77%%%%2-%|
E-|77%77%%%77%77%%%77%77%%%%0-%|
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Hope you're still awake!
Tabbed by Jussi Heinonen 02.07.1999.           (revised 11.07.2019)