THE IRRATIONALITY OF RATIONALITY by NOFX. Album : War on Errorism (2003)
Excellent song again!!! Hope you are familiar with power chords...
A=left guitar   B=right guitar   A&B=both
:
# intro #A *=play 6X "=play 2X
E-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B----*------"---"---------------"---------------"----*------"---"---|      
G--14------14-"10-"--*------"-"10-"--*------"-"10-"14------14-"10-"-|      
D--14------14-510-5-7-------7-510-5-7-------7-510-514------14-510-5-|      
A--12------12-5-8-5-7-------7-5-8-5-7-------7-5-8-512------12-5-8-5-|      
E-------------3---3-5-------5-3---3-5-------5-3---3-----------3---3-|      
# intro #B X4 *=play 6X "=play 2X
E-------------------|
B---------------"---|      
G----*------"-"10-"-|      
D---7-------7-510-5-|      
A---7-------7-5-8-5-|      
E---5-------5-3---3-|
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# verse #A *=play 6X "=play 2X %=pause <<<=pick-slide               >
E---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%--------------------------------->      
B---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%--*------"---"---------------"--->      
G---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%14------14-"10-"--*------"-"10-"->      
D---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%14------14-510-5-7-------7-510-5->      
A---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%12------12-5-8-5-7-------7-5-8-5->      
E---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%-----------3---3-5-------5-3---3->      
# verse #B *=play 6X "=play 2X                                      >
E------------------------------------------------------------------->
B---5-------5-----------------------------------"---------------"--->      
G---5-------5-------8-------8--------*------"-"10-"--*------"-"10-"->      
D---7-------5------10------10-------7-------7-510-5-7-------7-510-5->      
A---7---------------8-------8-------7-------7-5-8-5-7-------7-5-8-5->      
E-----------------------------------5-------5-3---3-5-------5-3---3->
>verseA
>---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%---|
>---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%---|
>---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%---|
>---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%---|
>---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%<<<|
>---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%<<<|    
>verseB
>-----------------------------------|
>-----------------------------------|
>---8-------8-------8-------8-------|
>--10------10------10------10-------|
>---8-------8-------8-------8-------|
>-----------------------------------|
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# verse-part2 #A&B *=play 6X
E--|--------|2X|-----------|------------------------------------|
B--|-------------*---------|-------*-----*-----------------*----|      
G--|-*-----*---10------*---|-*---12----10------*-----*---12-----|      
D--10-----7----10----10----10----12----10----10----10----12-----|      
A--10-----7-----8----10----10----10-----8----10----10----10-----|      
E--|8-----5-----------8----|8-----------------8-----8-----------|      
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Then play AintroA (!1st quarter like B!) or BintroBX4.
:
# verse2 #A *=play 6X "=play 2X %=pause                             >
E------------------------------------------------------------------->      
B------------------------------------*------"---"---------------"--->      
G----------------------------------14------14-"10-"--*------"-"10-"->      
D---7------------------------------14------14-510-5-7-------7-510-5->      
A---------------7---8----------8-6-12------12-5-8-5-7-------7-5-8-5->      
E-----------8-----8---------8-----------------3---3-5-------5-3---3->      
# verse2 #B *=play 6X "=play 2X <<<=pick-slide                      >
E------------------------------------------------------------------->
B---5-------5-----------------------------------"---------------"--->      
G---5-------5-------8-------8--------*------"-"10-"--*------"-"10-"->      
D---7-------5------10------10-------7-------7-510-5-7-------7-510-5->      
A---7---------------8-------8-------7-------7-5-8-5-7-------7-5-8-5->      
E-----------------------------------5-------5-3---3-5-------5-3---3->
>verse2A
>-----------------------------------|
>-----------------------------------|
>-----------------------------------|
>-----------------------------------|
>---6-----------8---------------6---|
>-------------------8---------------|
>verse2B                              > Then play A&Bverse-part2A&B.
>-----------------------------------|
>-----------------------------------|
>---8-------8-------8-------8-------|
>--10------10------10------10-------|
>---8-------8-------8-------8----<<<|
>--------------------------------<<<|
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# into-bridge #A&B *=play 6X "=play 2-3X
E-------------------------------------------|
B---------------"---------------------------|      
G----*------"-"10-"--*-------"------5-------|      
D---7-------7-510-5-7-------7---5-5-5-------|      
A---7-------7-5-8-5-7-------7---5-5-3-------|      
E---5-------5-3---3-5-------5---3-3-3-------|     
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# verse3 #A *=play 6X "=play 2X %=pause <<<=pick-slide (Helen...)   >
E---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%--------------------------------->      
B---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%--*------"---"----*------"---"--->      
G---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%14------14-"10-"14------14-"10-"->      
D---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%14------14-510-514------14-510-5->      
A---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%12------12-5-8-512------12-5-8-5->      
E---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%-----------3---3-----------3---3->      
# verse3 #B *=play 5-6X "=play 2X <<<=pick-slide (Helen...)         >
E----*-------*------------------------------------------------------>
B---5-------5--------*-------*------------------"---------------"--->      
G---5-------5-------8-------8--------*------"-"10-"--*------"-"10-"->      
D---7-------5------10------10-------7-------7-510-5-7-------7-510-5->      
A---7---------------8-------8-------7-------7-5-8-5-7-------7-5-8-5->      
E-----------------------------------5-------5-3---3-5-------5-3---3->
>verse3A
>-----------------------------------|
>------------*-------*-------"------|
>--17-------8------10-------5-------|
>-----------------------------------|
>--15-------6------/8-------3----<<<|
>--------------------------------<<<|
>verse3B                              
>-----------------------------------|
>-----------------------------------|
>---8-------8-------8-------8-------|
>--10------10------10------10-------|
>---8-------8-------8-------8----<<<|
>--------------------------------<<<|
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# verse3-part2 #A *=play 6X "=play 2X
E--|--------|2X|-----------|----------------------------------------->-------|
B--|-------------*---------|-------*-----*--------------------------->--"----|      
G--|-*-----*---10------*---|-*---12----10------*-----*-----*--------->"10-"-"|      
D--10-----7----10----10----10----12----10----10----10-----5-----3---->510-5-7|      
A--10-----7-----8----10----10----10-----8----10----10-----5-----3---->5-8-5-7|      
E--|8-----5-----------8----|8-----------------8-----8-----3-----1---->3---3-5|      
# verse3-part2 #B *=play 6X "=play 2X
E--|--------|2X|-----------|----------------------------------------->-------|
B--|-------------*---------|-------*-----*-----------------*--------->--"----|      
G--|-*-----*---10------*---|-*---12----10------*-----*---12----10---->"10-"-"|      
D--10-----7----10----10----10----12----10----10----10----12----10---->510-5-7|      
A--10-----7-----8----10----10----10-----8----10----10----10-----8---->5-8-5-7|      
E--|8-----5-----------8----|8-----------------8-----8---------------->3---3-5|      
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The rationality of irrationality.
Tabbed by Jussi Heinonen 13.12.2003.