ARMING THE PROTERIAT WITH POTATO GUNS by NOFX. A=left guitar B=right guitar A&B=both Tabbed by Kevin Mawn 04.02.2018. : # Intro #A&B (Only Bass) # Verse1 #A (#B plays trumpet) E--|------------------------------5------| B--|------------------------------5------| G--|--7---9-----------7---9-------6------| D--|--7---9---7---4---7---9---7---5------| A--|--5---7---7---4---5---7---7---7------| E--|----------5---2-----------5---5------| : D E A F# D E A A7 : # Chorus1 #A (#B plays trumpet) E--|------------------------------------| B--|------------------------------------| G--|--4-------2-------4-------7---------| D--|--4---2---2---4---4---2---7---7-----| A--|--2---2---0---4---2---2---5---7-----| E--|------0-------2-------0-------5-----| : B E A F# B E D A : INTRO + VERSE X2 MELVIN TO HEFE: Hey Hefe! What? What do you can a guy who hangs out with musicians? D’aah... you! CHORUS HEFE TO MIKE: Hey Fat Mike, what’s a Jewish dilemma? I dunno. Free ham! Doh! CHORUS MIKE TO HEFE: Hey Hefe, what do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand? What? Quatro Sinko! Aie! VERSE X2 HEFE TO MIKE: Hey Melvin, do you know why Hitler committed suicide? Why? (Anticipating another shot at himself) Cuz he got the gas bill! Ooooh (Wincing and Booing Crowd) CHORUS ERIK TO ALL: Woah guys! Woah... That’s not funny man. You... you crossed the line with that one. I don’t know if I ever told you this but my... my grandfather he - died in a concentration camp. Melvin: Ahh. Mike: Ahh. Smelly that’s terrible. I didn’t know that! Melvin: How did he die? He fell off a watch tower! (Horrified crowd – Whoah, I can’t believe this!) CHORUS + VERSE