THE MALACHI CRUNCH by NOFX. Album: Ribbed (1991)                      
Oh man! How can a song be as good as this. One of the best songs I have ever
heard.
A=wide guitar  B=large guitar  A&B=both guitars
:
# intro #B X14 !palm-muted! e=you can also slide down to A-2-| here
E-----------------e-|
B-------------------|
G-------------------|
D-------------------|
A---44744464447464-4|
E-----------------7-|
:                                                       %=pause  
# intro #A !comes along when introB has been played 8X! \=slide-down
E---------%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%-----------%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%--------|
B---------%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%-----------%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%--------|
G---6---\\%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%6--8--9---\%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%6-----\\|
D---------%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%-----------%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%--------|
A---4---\\%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%4--6--7---\%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%4-----\\|
E---------%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%-----------%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%--------|
:
# intro2 #A                # verse #A X4   *=play 6X
E-------------------|      E-----------------------------------|
B-------------------|      B--------------------*-------*------|
G---68-9-68968-9-689|      G---68-9-68968-9-6892-------4-------|
D-------------------|      D-------------------2-------4-------|
A---46-7-46746-7-467|      A---46-7-46746-7-4670-------2-------|
E-------------------|      E-----------------------------------|
# intro2 #B     *=play 6X  # verse #B X4   *=play 6X
E-------------------|      E-----------------------------------|
B----*-------*------|      B----*-------*-------*-------*------|
G---2-------4-------|      G---6-------6-------2-------4-------|
D---2-------4-------|      D---6-------6-------2-------4-------|
A---0-------2-------|      A---4-------4-------0-------2-------|
E-------------------|      E-----------------------------------|
:
# bridge #A m=palm-muted %=pause
E-----m-m---------%%--m-m-mmm-----%%--m-m---------%%----------------|
B-----------------%%--------------%%--------------%%----------------|
G---6-------------%%------------6-%%6-------------%%------6---------|
D---6-6-6---------%%2-----------6-%%6-6-6---------%%2--4--6---------|
A---4-4-4-44244-4-%%2-2-2-44444-4-%%4-4-4-44244-4-%%2--4--4---------|
E---------00004-2-%%0-0-0-00202---%%------00004-2-%%0--2--4---------|
# bridge #B m=palm-muted %=pause
E-----%%%%--------%%--%%%%--------%%--%%%%--------%%----------------|
B-----%%%%--------%%--%%%%--------%%--%%%%--------%%----------------|
G---6-%%%%--------%%--%%%%------6-%%6-%%%%--------%%------6---------|
D---6-%%%%--------%%--%%%%------6-%%6-%%%%--------%%---4--6---------|
A---4-%%%%44444-4-%%4-%%%%44444-4-%%4-%%%%44444-4-%%4--4--4---------|
E-----%%%%00224-2-%%0-%%%%00202---%%--%%%%00224-2-%%0--2--4---------|
:
Then play AverseA or BverseB.
:           
# verse2 #B X3 !A plays verseAX3! *=play 6X
E-----------------------------------|
B----*-------*-------*-------*------|
G---6-------4-------2-------4-------|
D---6-------4-------2-------4-------|
A---4-------2-------0-------2-------|
E-----------------------------------|
:
Then play AbridgeA or BbridgeB (!change palm-muting!).
:
# bridge2 #A %=pause m=palm-muted                                   >
E---mmmmm%%%%%%%%%%%mmmmm%%%%%%%%%%%mmmmm%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%-------->\
B--------%%%%%%%%%%%-----%%%%%%%%%%%-----%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%--------> \
G--------%%%%%%%%%%%66666%%%%%%%%%%%-----%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%9--8---->  \
D---77777%%%%%%%%%%%66666%%%%%%%%%%%77777%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%9--8--9->   \
A---77777%%%%%%%%%%%44444%%%%%%%%%%%77777%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%7--6--9->    \
E---55555%%%%%%%%%%%-----%%%%%%%%%%%55555%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%7--6--7->     \
# bridge2 #B %=pause m=palm-muted                                   >      A&B
E---mmmm--mmmmmmmmmmmmmm--mmmmmmmmmmmmmm--mmmmmmmmmmmmmm--mm-------->     /
B------------------------------------------------------------------->    /
G-----------------------6-------------------------------6---9--8---->   /
D-------7-----------66666-66999988------7-----------66666-669--8--9->  /
A---77777-776644222244444-447777669977777-776644222244444-447--6--9-> /
E---55555-5544220000--------------7755555-5544220000--------------7->/
>bridge2A&B
>---%%--------------|
>---%%--------------|
>---%%--------------|
>---%%7---7-6--4--2-|
>---%%7---7-6--4--2-|
>---%%5---5-4--2--0-|
:
# bridge3 #A&B *=play 6X %=pause   !           palm-muted           !
E--|-----------|2X|-%%-------------|-------------|2X|---------------||
B--|----------------%%-------------|--------------------------------||
G--|6-6---6-9--8----%%-------------|--------------------------------||
D--|6-6---6-9--8--9-%%7---7-6--4--2|66666666999988------------------||
A--|4-4---4-7--6--9-%%7---7-6--4--2|44444444777766997777777766442222||
E--|--------------7-%%5---5-4--2--0|--------0000--775555555544220000||
:
# mid-intro #A *=play 16X palm-muted #=play 8X p-m                  >
E------------------------------------------------------------------->
B------------------------------------------------------------------->
G----*-------*-------*-------*-------*-------*-------*-------*------>
D---6-------6-------2-------2-------6-------6-------2-------2------->
A---4-------4-------0-------0-------4-------4-------0-------0------->
E------------------------------------------------------------------->
# mid-intro #B !palm-muted!    *=play 16X  
E------------------|-----|12X|------||
B------------------|----------------||
G------------------|----------------||
D----*-------*-----|----------------||
A---4-------4------|44744464447464-4||
E------------------|--------------7-||
>mid-introA
>---------------------------------------------------|
>---------------------------------------------------|
>---6--------*------6-8-9--\-*------9-8-9---6----#--|
>-----------6---------------2-------------------6---|
>---4-------4-------4-6-7--\0-------7-6-7---4---4---|
>---------------------------------------------------|
:
Then play Aintro2A or Aintro2B, AverseA or BverseB, Averse2AX3 or Bverse2BX3
and end with AbridgeAX2 or BbridgeBX2.
Hope you catched the feeling.
Tabbed by Jussi Heinonen 19.03.1998.     (revised 07.08.2002 and 13.8.2012)