XMAS HAS BEEN X'ED by NOFX. Album : Self/Entitled (2012)             
NOFX tends to end albums with funny songs - this one's no exception!
A=left guitar   B=right guitar   A&B=both
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# intro #A??? !B? quiet! r=release A-5-|
E---------------------------1------|
B-------5---------3-------3--------|
G---------------2-------4----------|
D-----5-------3-------5------------|
A---3-------5-----r----------------|
E----------------------------------|
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# intro #A&B !play all chords 6X!
E-----------------------------------------------------------|
B-----------------------------------------------------------|
G-----------------------------------------------------------|
D---5---5---7---7--12--10---5---5---5---5---7---7--12--10---|
A---3---3---5---5---8---7---3---3---3---3---5---5---8---7---|
E-----------------------------------------------------------|
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# verse #A !B quiet! *=play 6-8X palm-muted         
E-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G-----*--*---*---*---------------------------*---*---*---*----------|
D---55--5---7---7----*---*---*---*---*---*--5---5---7---7----*---*--|
A---33--3---5---5---5---5---7---7---3---3---3---3---5---5---5---5---|
E-------------------3---3---5---5---1---1-------------------3---3---|
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# verse-part2 #A&B !play all chords 15-16X!
E-----------------------------------------------------------|
B-----------------------------------------------------------|
G---5-------7-----------------------5-----------------------|
D---5-------7-------5-------7-------5-------3-------5-------|
A---3-------5-------5-------7-------3-------3-------5-------|
E-------------------3-------5---------------1-------3-------|
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# chorus #A&B +=play 12X *=play 7X %=pause
E----------------------------------------------------------------%%%|
B----+-----------------------+-------------------------------*---%%%|
G---5--------+-------+------5--------+-------+-------+------5----%%%|
D---5-------3-------5-------5-------7-------3-------5-------5----%%%|
A---3-------3-------5-------3-------7-------3-------5-------3----%%%|
E-----------1-------3---------------5-------1-------3------------%%%|
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Then play A&BverseA (!in the end A release palm-muting, B pick-slide!), 
A&Bverse-part2A&B (!play all chords 12X!).
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# chorus2 #A&B !play all chords 12X!
E-----------------------------------------------------------|
B-----------------------------------------------------------|
G---5------10------12-------5-------------------------------|
D---5------10------12-------5-------7-------3-------5-------|
A---3-------8------10-------3-------7-------3-------5-------|
E-----------------------------------5-------1-------3-------|
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# chorus2-part2 #B !A plays chorusA&B! +=play 12X *=play 7X %=pause
E----------------------------------------------------------------%%%|
B----+-------+-------+-------+-------------------------------*---%%%|
G---5------10------12-------5--------+-------+-------+------5----%%%|
D---5------10------12-------5-------7-------3-------5-------5----%%%|
A---3-------8------10-------3-------7-------3-------5-------3----%%%|
E-----------------------------------5-------1-------3------------%%%|
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Happy holidays everyone!
Tabbed by Jussi Heinonen 12.04.2016.