TOTALLY FUCKED by NOFX. Album : Surfer 7" (2001)                       
This piece just simply rules!!!!!!!
A=left guitar   B=right guitar   A&B=both
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# intro #A #=play 3-4X %=pause                                              >
E---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%>
B---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%>
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D---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%>
A---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%>
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# intro #B #=play 3-4X                                                      >
E--------------------------------------------------------------------------->
B----#-----#-----#-----------#-----#-----#-----------#-----#-----#---------->
G---9-----9-----9-----------7-----7-----7--------9--9-----9-----9----------->
D---9-----9-----9-----5--5--7-----7-----7--9--7--9--9-----9-----9-----5--5-->
A---7-----7-----7-----5--5--5-----5-----5--9--7--7--7-----7-----7-----5--5-->
E---------------------3--3-----------------7--5-----------------------3--3-->
>introA
>---%%%--------------------|
>---%%%----------#---------|
>---%%%7---#----9----------|
>---%%%7--9-----9----------|
>---%%%5--9-----7----------|
>---%%%---7-----7----------|
>introB
>------------------0-------|
>----#-----#-------0-------|
>---7-----4------#-1-------|
>---7-----4-----2--2-------|
>---5-----2-----2----------|
>---------------0----------|
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# slow-verse #A #=play 3-4X %=pause                                         >
E---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%>
B---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%>
G---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%>
D---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%>
A---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%>
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# slow-verse #B #=play 4X                                                   >
E--------------------------------------------------------------------------->
B----#-----#-----------------#-----#-----#-----#-----#-----#---------------->
G---9-----9------#-----#----7-----7-----9-----9-----9-----9------#-----#---->
D---9-----9-----5-----5-----7-----7-----9-----9-----9-----9-----5-----5----->
A---7-----7-----5-----5-----5-----5-----7-----7-----7-----7-----5-----5----->
E---------------3-----3-----------------------------------------3-----3----->
>slow-verseA
>--------------------------|
>----#---------------------|
>---7------#-----#---------|
>---7-----7-----2----------|
>---5-----7-----2----------|
>---5-----5-----0----------|
>slow-verseB
>--------------------------|
>----#---------------------|
>---7------#-----#---------|
>---7-----7-----2----------|
>---5-----7-----2----------|
>---------5-----0----------|
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# verse #A&B *=play 6X #=play 3X
E-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B------------*---*-------*--#----*---*---*---*--------------#----*--|
G----*---*-10--12----*-12--10-#12--12---8--10----*---*---*-10-#12---|
D---5---8--10--12---8--12--101012--12---8--10---8---5---8--101012---|
A---5---8---8--10---8--10---81010--10---6---8---8---5---8---81010---|
E---3---6-----------6---------8-----------------6---3---6-----8-----|
:             *=play 8X
# chorus #A&B <<<=pick-slide
E-------------------|
B----*--------------|
G--10--------*------|
D--10------10-------|
A---8----<<10-----<<|
E--------<<-8-----<<|
:
# bridge #A #=play 3-4X                                                  >
E------------------------------------------------------------------------>
B-------------------------#-----#-----#-----------#-----#-----#---------->
G-------#-----#---------10----10----10-------12-12----12----12----------->
D---5--5-----5-----8--8-10----10----10-12-10-12-12----12----12-----8--8-->
A---5--5-----5-----8--8--8-----8-----8-12-10-10-10----10----10-----8--8-->
E---3--3-----3-----6--6----------------10--8-----------------------6--6-->
# bridge #B #=play 3-4X                                                  >
E------------------------------------------------------------------------>
B-------------------------#-----#-----#---------------------------------->
G-------#-----#---------10----10----10------------#-----#-----#---------->
D---5--5-----5-----8--8-10----10----10-12-10--5--5-----5-----5-----8--8-->
A---5--5-----5-----8--8--8-----8-----8-12-10--5--5-----5-----5-----8--8-->
E---3--3-----3-----6--6----------------10--8--3--3-----3-----3-----6--6-->
>bridgeA
>--------------------------|
>----#---------------------|
>--10------#-----#---------|
>--10----10-----5----------|
>---8----10-----5----------|
>---8-----8-----3----------|
>bridgeB
>--------------------------|
>----#---------------------|
>--10------#-----#---------|
>--10----10-----5----------|
>---8----10-----5----------|
>---------8-----3----------|
:
# slow-verse2 #A #=play 4X                                                  >
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D---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%>
A---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%>
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# slow-verse2 #B #=play 4X                                                  >
E--------------------------------------------------------------------------->
B----------------------------#-----#-----#-----#-----#-----#-----#-----#---->
G----#-----#-----#-----#---10----10----12----12----12----12-----8-----8----->
D---5-----5-----8-----8----10----10----12----12----12----12-----8-----8----->
A---5-----5-----8-----8-----8-----8----10----10----10----10-----6-----6----->
E---3-----3-----6-----6----------------------------------------------------->
>slow-verse2A
>--------------------------|
>----#-----------#---------|
>--10------#---12----------|
>--10----10----12----------|
>---8----10----10----------|
>---8-----8----10----------|
>slow-verse2B
>--------------------------|
>----#---------------------|
>--10------#-----#---------|
>--10----10-----5----------|
>---8----10-----5----------|
>---------8-----3----------|
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# verse2 #A *=play 6X #=play 3X
E-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B------------*-----------*--#----*-------*---*-------*------#----*--|
G----*---*-10----*---*-12--10-#12----*--8--10----*-12----*-10-#12---|
D---5---8--10---5---8--12--101012---5---8--10---8--12---8--101012---|
A---5---8---8---5---8--10---81010---5---6---8---8--10---8---81010---|
E---3---6-------3---6--10-----810---3-----------6--10---6-----810---|
# verse2 #B *=play 6X #=play 3X
E-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B----*-------*---*-------*--#----*---*---*---*--------------#----*--|
G--12----*-10--12----*-12--10-#12--12---8--10----*---*---*-10-#12---|
D--12---8--10--12---8--12--101012--12---8--10---8---5---8--101012---|
A--10---8---8--10---8--10---81010--10---6---8---8---5---8---81010---|
E-------6-----------6---------8-----------------6---3---6-----8-----|
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Then play A&BchorusA&B and AbridgeA or BbridgeB.
Totally fucked?
Tabbed by Jussi Heinonen 17.10.2002.