MY VAGINA by NOFX. Album : Pump Up the Valuum (2000)                 
Well, this is what Fat Mike hasn't done yet - a song about changing sex. As
you know his style, this operation has some funny effects.
A=Melvin   B=El Hefe   A&B=both
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# intro #B +=fool around with palm-muting                               
E---0+-->0:11-----------------------------------------------------------|
B---0--->---------------------------------------------------------------|
G---1--->-6-7-7-7-6---------------------------6-7-7-7-6-----------------|
D---2--->-6-7-7-7-6-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-2-2-2-6-7-7-7-6-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-|
A---2--->-4-5-5-5-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-2-2-2-4-5-5-5-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-|
E---0--->-4-5-5-5-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-0-0-0-4-5-5-5-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-|
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# intro3 #A&B
E---------------------------------------------------|
B---------------------------------------------------|
G---------6-7-7-7-6-----------------------6-7-7-7-6-|
D---2-2-2-6-7-7-7-6-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-2-2-2-6-7-7-7-6-|
A---2-2-2-4-5-5-5-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-2-2-2-4-5-5-5-4-|
E---0-0-0-4-5-5-5-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-0-0-0-4-5-5-5-4-|
:
# verse #A&B X2                                                     >
E------------------------------------------------------------------->
B------------------------------------------------------------------->
G-------------------------6-7-7-7-6---------------6-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9->
D---7-7-7-6-4-4-4-6-2-2-2-6-7-7-7-6-7-7-7-6-4-4-4-6-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9->
A---7-7-7-6-4-4-4-6-2-2-2-4-5-5-5-4-7-7-7-6-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7->
E---5-5-5-4-2-2-2-4-0-0-0-4-5-5-5-4-5-5-5-4-2-2-2-4-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7->
>verse #A&B                                                         
>-------------------------------------------------------------------|
>-------------------------------------------------------------------|
>-------------------------6-7-7-7-6-----------------------6-7-7-7-6-|
>---7-7-7-6-4-4-4-6-2-2-2-6-7-7-7-6-7-7-7-6-4-4-4-6-2-2-2-6-7-7-7-6-|
>---7-7-7-6-4-4-4-6-2-2-2-4-5-5-5-4-7-7-7-6-4-4-4-6-2-2-2-4-5-5-5-4-|
>---5-5-5-4-2-2-2-4-0-0-0-4-5-5-5-4-5-5-5-4-2-2-2-4-0-0-0-4-5-5-5-4-|
:
# chorus #A&B *=play 7-8X m=palm-muted                              >
E-----mmmmmmmmmmmmmm------------------mmmmmmmmmmmmmm----------------> 
B------------------------------------------------------------------->  
G---4----------------*-------*------4----------------*-------*------>
D---4-444444--------7-------4-------4-444444--------7-------7------4>
A---2-222222222222227-------4-------2-222222222222227-------7------4>
E-----------000000005-------2---------------000000005-------5------2>
>chorusA&B
>-----mmmmmmmmmmmmmm|
>-------------------|
>---4---------------|
>---4-444444--------|   
>---2-22222222222222|  
>-----------00000000|
:
# bridge #A                                                         >
E---------------------------------|---------------2X---------------|>
B---------------------------------|--------------------------------|>
G---------------------------------|14141413141414131414141314141413|>
D---7\----------------------------|--------------------------------|>
A---7\----------------------------|12121211121212111212121112121211|>
E---5\----------------------------|--------------------------------|>
# bridge #B                                                         >
E----------------------------------|--------------2X---------------|>
B----------------------------------|-------------------------------|>
G-------------------------6-7-7-7-6|----------------------6-7-7-7-6|>
D---7-7-7-6-4-4-4-6-2-2-2-6-7-7-7-6|7-7-7-6-4-4-4-6-2-2-2-6-7-7-7-6|>
A---7-7-7-6-4-4-4-6-2-2-2-4-5-5-5-4|7-7-7-6-4-4-4-6-2-2-2-4-5-5-5-4|>
E---5-5-5-4-2-2-2-4-0-0-0-4-5-5-5-4|5-5-5-4-2-2-2-4-0-0-0-4-5-5-5-4|>
>bridgeA                                                         
>-----------------------------------!on---|
>------------------------------------verse!
>----14141314141413--141413141414131414-\\|
>-----------------------------------------|
>----12121112121211--121211121212111212-\\|
>-----------------------------------|-----|    > Then play A&BverseA&B and
>bridgeB                                         A&BchorusA&B.
>-----------------------------------|
>-----------------------------------|  
>-------------------------6-7-7-7-6-|
>---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-2-2-2-6-7-7-7-6-|
>---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-2-2-2-4-5-5-5-4-|
>---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-0-0-0-4-5-5-5-4-|
:
# outro #A %=pause
E---------------------------------------------------%--------%|
B---------------------------------------------------%--------%|
G--1414141314141413--14141314141413--14141314141413-%13141314%|
D---------------------------------------------------%--------%|
A--1212121112121211--12121112121211--12121112121211-%11121112%|
E---------------------------------------------------%--------%|
# outro #B %=pause
E------------------------------------------------------------%|
B------------------------------------------------------------%|
G-------------------------6-7-7-7-6-----------------------6-7%|
D---7-7-7-6-4-4-4-6-2-2-2-6-7-7-7-6-7-7-7-6-4-4-4-6-2-2-2-6-7%|
A---7-7-7-6-4-4-4-6-2-2-2-4-5-5-5-4-7-7-7-6-4-4-4-6-2-2-2-4-5%|
E---5-5-5-4-2-2-2-4-0-0-0-4-5-5-5-4-5-5-5-4-2-2-2-4-0-0-0-4-5%|
:
I don't know if I should whether laugh or cry...
Tabbed by Jussi Heinonen 08.08.2000.