PLEASE PLAY THIS SONG ON THE RADIO by NOFX. Album : White trash, two heebs and
a bean (1992)                                                             
This song has two great solos and the greatest lyrics I've ever heard!
A=Melvin   B=El Hefe   A&B=both
:
# intro #A %=pause
E%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%------------------------|
B%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%------------------------|
G%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%----5-------7-------555-|
D%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%2---5---5---7---2---5555|
A%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%2---3---5---5---2---3335|
E%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%0-------3-------0------3|
# intro #B #=play 3XX                           
E-------------------------------------------|
B----#---#---#---#---#---#---#---#---#------|
G--12--12--12--12--12--12--12--12--12--12---|
D--12--12--12--12--12--12--12--12--12--12---|
A--10--10--10--10--10--10--10--10--10--10---|
E--10--10--10--10--10--10--10--10--10--10---|
:
# main #A X2 *=play 6X      
E-------------------|
B--------*----------|
G----*--7----*--555-|
D---5---7---2---5555|
A---5---5---2---3335|
E---3-------0------3|                   k=keep bend        v=vibrato
# solo #B !õ=10! h=hammer-on p=pull-off b=bend-up one step r=release bend     
E-----------------------------------------õ---------õ---õv--õv-787--|
B---------h-8------h-8----------h8--õ-------kr8-----b---b---------8\|
G------h-797-97--h797----79----79---b------------9------------------|
D----h579------979--------------------------------------------------|
A---57--------------------------------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------------------------|
:                                 m=palm-muted       <<<=pick-slide
# verse #A *=play 6-8X palm-muted #=play 5X palm-muted !=play 5-6X "=play 2X        
E--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B----------------------------------"---------------------------------------|
G--------*-------*-------*------#-12-----*-------*-------*---!-------!-----|
D----*--7----*--5----*--7----*--5-12--*-7----*--5----*--7---7-----910------|
A---5---5---2---3---5---5---2---3-10-5--5---2---3---5---5---7-----910---<<<|
E---3-------0-------3-------0--------3------0-------3-------5-----7-8---<<<|
# verse #B %=pause "=play 2X m=palm-muted <<<=pick-slide
E%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%---%%%%%%%%%%%%%mmm---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%---|
B%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%-"-%%%%%%%%%%%%%------%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%---|
G%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%12-%%%%%%%%%%%%%------%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%---|
D%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%12-%%%%%%%%%%%%%------%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%---|
A%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%10-%%%%%%%%%%%%%------%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%<<<|
E%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%---%%%%%%%%%%%%%353---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%<<<|
:
Then play A&BmainA.
:                                  m=palm-muted       <<<=pick-slide
# verse2 #A *=play 6-8X palm-muted #=play 5X palm-muted !=play 5-6X "=play 2X        
E-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B----------------------------------"--------------------------------|
G--------*-------*-------*------#-12-----*-------*-------*------555-|
D----*--7----*--5----*--7----*--5-12--*-7----*--5----*--7----*--5555|
A---5---5---2---3---5---5---2---3-10-5--5---2---3---5---5---2---3335|
E---3-------0-------3-------0--------3------0-------3-------0------3|
# verse2 #B %=pause "=play 2-3X m=palm-muted <<<=pick-slide
E----%%%%%%%%%%%%%mmm---%%%%%%%%%%---%%%%%%%%%%%%%------------------|
B----%%%%%%%%%%%%%------%%%%%%%%%%-"-%%%%%%%%%%%%%------------------|
G----%%%%%%%%%%%%%------%%%%%%%%%%12-%%%%%%%%%%%%%---------------"--|
D---5%%%%%%%%%%%%%------%%%%%%%%%%12-%%%%%%%%%%%%%----------9--10--5|
A---5%%%%%%%%%%%%%------%%%%%%%%%%10-%%%%%%%%%%%%%-------------10--5|
E---3%%%%%%%%%%%%%353---%%%%%%%%%%---%%%%%%%%%%%%%353---5---7---8--3|
:
Then play A&BmainAX2. 
:          k=keep bend r=release bend m=palm-muted c=pinch harmonic v=vibrato
# solo2 #B !õ=10! !A plays mainAX2! h=hammer-on p=pull-off b=bend-up one step 
E-------õ--õ--õ--õ---------------------------õ----------------------|
B----õ----k--k--k---kr--8-8-----------h8õ-------kr-8-88--8-p--------|
G----b-------------------9--9-------h79-b--------------97-979v------|
D---------------------------v------79------------------mm---c-------|
A-------------------------------------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------------------------|
:                                                                   
# chorus3 #A %=pause <<=pick-slide
E----%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%--|
B----%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%--|
G----%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%--|
D---5%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%--|
A---5%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%<<|
E---3%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%<<|
# chorus3 #B %=pause <<=pick-slide
E%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%----|
B%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%----|
G%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%555-|
D%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%5555|
A%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%3335|
E%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%3333|
:                                   
Then play A&BmainAX4 (!end with 1st chord!).
:                                  m=palm-muted       <<<=pick-slide
# verse3 #A *=play 6-8X palm-muted #=play 5X palm-muted !=play 5-6X "=play 2X        
E--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B----------------------------------"---------------------------------------|
G--------*-------*-------*------#-12-----*-------*-------*---!-------!-----|
D----*--7----*--5----*--7----*--5-12--*-7----*--5----*--7---7-----910------|
A---5---5---2---3---5---5---2---3-10-5--5---2---3---5---5---7-----910---<<<|
E---3-------0-------3-------0--------3------0-------3-------5-----7-8---<<<|
# verse3 #B %=pause "=play 2X !=play 5X m=palm-muted <<<=pick-slide
E%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%mmm---%%%%%%%%%%---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%---------------|
B%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%------%%%%%%%%%%-"-%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%---------------|
G%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%------%%%%%%%%%%12-%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%-!-------------|
D%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%------%%%%%%%%%%12-%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%7-----910------|
A%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%------%%%%%%%%%%10-%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%7-----910------|
E%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%353---%%%%%%%%%%---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%5-----7-8------|
:
Then play A&BmainAX2 (!end with 1st chord!)
Har...har...                                Thanks to Juha Kellokoski.
Tabbed by Jussi Heinonen 26.05.1998. (revised 26.07.2003. and 09.06.2013.)